On the Art of Bustin a Sag

In this first section of my twelve part thesis on the Art of Bustin' a Sag I will attempt to outline for the reader the "do's and don'ts" or rather the "busts and bust nots" of Bustin' an idealized sag. The further intent of this first chapter will be to define the attributes and inculturation of the sag as seen through the history of human development. I will be answering the outstanding questions of appropriateness and tastefulness, as well as speaking briefly on the on going debate of "how low is too low" (for which there are several differing schools of thought which will be looked at in depth in chapters 8 and 11 respectively)
In this first section, also, I will attempt to avoid the discussion of the Art of the Sag in women's fashion, and stick strictly to that of Men's as they do exist as two distinctively different phenomena. Women tend to err not on the side of the lowering of the pants but on the lifting of the thong or panty to make it more visible above the pant. This being said, the rules for which I will place forward as the definitive style guide for the Art of Bustin' a Sag can be used for both men and woman when referring to the dimensions and proportions of the most acceptable sag.
To bust the appropriate amount of sag the belt should be rested firmly atop the start of the shaft of the penis in the front and just about half way down the meat of the buttocks in the back. Anything more than this should be seen as excessive and okay for ridicule, maximum offenders being those who allow the entire length of the penis to be above the start of the belt which almost always results in the "long torso tiny legs" conundrum depending on the endowment of the buster of the sag (see chapter 4). Also the buster of the sag should only wear colorful boxer shorts or possibly playful boxer briefs, but never tighty whities, unless shirtless and cut like young markymark. If not cut like young markymark then the fact that you are even wearing tighty whities should never, I stress NEVER, be let known to the public in any way shape or form. The boxers should always be clean and freshly laundered for maximum puffiness, and also sagged though not to the extent of the pants. Boxers should be sagged to just below the hipbone to reveal the "Usher line" in the front, and the "back dimples" in the rear. If the buster of the sag is without these physical attributes then the general rule should be as follows: complete coverage of the pubic plane in the front and not a trace of crack in the back.